Disney+There. I said it. I know. It's wrong on so many levels. We're both married with children. We live worlds apart and halfway across the globe from each other. Oh yeah, Bandit Heeler is also a cartoon dog. Kind of a dealbreaker. It could probably never work, but is it so wrong to dream of an idyllic life of domestic bliss with an anthropomorphic animation?I guess I have a history of occasional yearnings for soulful and witty drawn fictional characters. In the ‘90s, I fell hard for Michaelangelo’s pizza-eating, sewer-skater, turtle teen vibes, and Captain Planet’s heart-powered environmenta...

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