Carol Yepes/Getty ImagesI get weirded out when I reach for my vibrator and my cat is in the same room. She might be fast asleep, but the moment she hears the buzz, her eyes go wide, and I know she knows. I mean, I don’t know how she knows what I’m about to do — as far as I’m aware, there’s no kitty vibrator (although the slogans for that would be chef’s kiss) — but it feels awkward, vulnerable, and I always end up kicking her out before I do anything.The same happens when I’m having sex with a partner. In this case, she absolutely needs to be in a different room before anything happens. I don’...
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