I'm 43 and all I want to do is garden, form an unnatural alliance with a crow, and strike fear in the hearts of men. I'm in my crone era and, boy, do I feel powerful!Being in my crone era means I’m not only accepting my aging body, but I’m leaning into it. I’m over people pleasing, done conforming to societal beauty norms, and ready to embrace my most intrusive thoughts. I’m swapping the basic b*tch Pottery Barn aesthetic of my home in favor of that of a powerful bohemian sea witch. I’m getting a LifeStraw and digging an underground bunker in preparation for the impending collapse of society....
                                                        
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