In a cute video for her latest single, “Romeo,” 2000s sample queen PinkPantheress blurs the lines between speed dating and speed chess at a tournament that could just as easily be a singles mixer. The real-life chess master sits down to face off with a variety of hotties, crushing the competition as she makes eyes at her new crush. Half-way through the video, there’s a full-on Big Lebowski-esque dance sequence on a giant chessboard, with the troupe dressed as a marching band. In the end, she doesn’t get the guy, but she does get a big ol’ trophy, and that’ll probably last longer anyway, right?...
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