The US Open is hotter than Coachella. That’s what makes it awful.

Arthur Ashe Stadium is one of the greatest places to watch tennis. But also can be one of the worst. | Charly Triballeau/AFP via Getty Images At the US Open’s Arthur Ashe and Louis Armstrong stadiums, there’s a hum that never goes away. It sort of sounds like the murmur cicadas make. The closer you listen, though, you realize that instead of insects erupting from the ground to breed and scream in the woods, it’s actually thousands of people spending hundreds of dollars to descend upon a tennis tournament to…chat.  It’s a problem for tennis fans because tennis, generally, is a beautifu