The Presidential Fitness Test Is Back: Time To Fake Some Period Cramps

StockPlanets/E+/Getty ImagesAhhhhh! Oh. Sorry. I was just having this terrible nightmare where my middle school gym teacher was yelling at me to run faster during the one-mile run as I asthmatically struggled to breathe and all my classmates laughed at me. You remember the Presidential Fitness Test, right? That week or so in gym class where the social hierarchy was cemented for another year as the athletic, popular kids excelled and the other kids could, at best, hope to impress during the sit-and-reach? That was awful. Thank goodness Obama got rid of it in 2012 and it can never bother us agai