“I Want My Mouth On My Friend’s Camel Toe” & 34 Other Mom Confessions

The Good Brigade/DigitalVision/Getty ImagesYou know when you’re a kid and hear about 1950s housewives, all you see is the homemade cookies and aprons and happy kids? Now that I’m a parent, I fully empathize with how repressed and trapped so many of those picture-perfect moms felt — and I think our confessions this week prove other moms do, too. Like, y’all. Nobody held back this week. From the incredibly mundane to the incredibly filthy, a whole lot of moms had a lot to say in Scary Mommy Confessions and they simply could not. hold. back.Brace yourselves. Pour a glass of wine. Pretend like you